Shrek lose his crayon


This was the scariest thing i have watch in my life. I drawed a picture of Shrek who treat Fiona like shit. This picture was realistic. Fiona was sad and Shrek was angry to Fiona and he beat her because she has lose his crayon oh no
Shrek wanted his crayon back but Fiona has eat it so he couldn't get it back forever
"My crayon will transform into shit because of you" he said
"you desarve it" fiona said to the poor ogre who smell like shit
Shrek rape Fiona forever and he was a gayii man
Oh no what have i done to you shrek don't do it or i will cole the cops on ya
frick up bastard
the end
jk it was just a prank bro.
Suddenly as I looked up Shrek came into my house along with a man in a banana costume. I had my camera with me so I took a photo (totally not from Google). Shrek told me to watch the Emoji Movie pentalogy so I did and when I finished I got a VHS that said Shrek 5. I plugged it into my DVD player and started up. The title screen was flull of bload and I saw Fiona dancing with Jimmy neutron and Donkey. Suddenly iDubbbz apeered and tlod me has was gaey boi. I turned off and I never touched it again except when it was garbage day.